Monday, September 05, 2005

THIS ROCKS!
ohhh myyy gooossshh! today rocked like crazy! i've never been so mad! lemme describe the day to you...

i reached sch at 8 for econs lecture.. now you see, it gets boring (as usual), and i answered a question. i was already in my Marni the maid mood. this is a short convo with kong who was seated beside me. i swear we can never sit next to each other and not come out with the lamest and out of this world crap! it went like this...

me: do you know that some maids are university graduates?
kong: really?!
me: -tells a story of my friend's maid-
kong: haha! degree in housekeeping!
me: ohoho! i got a PHD in Housekeeping! I come to S'pore to purrther my studies!

what turned out to be just one of those nonsensical, out of the blue, weird convos evolved into something more.... PRESENTING THE MODULES OF THE HOUSEKEEPING FACULTY!

DEGREE IN HOUSEKEEPING
@ NUP (National University of Philippines)
[Prof. Maritess]
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Admission Criteria: at least 3 A'level passes, 'C' in GP, pass in E Maths, pass in Tagalog Profieciency and 2 rounds of interview.
Fees: 527,195.34 peso (no more, no less!)
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Highlight: 18 months internship at the Hall of Justice!
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Modules:
1. Bargaining Tactics
2. Self-defence (against abusive employers)
- inclusive of Spring Manipulation
3. Basic Survival Skills
4. Cuisine Studies
5. Blower Operation
6. Economics
7. Employer Relations
8. Bacteria Elimination
9. Bug Appreciation (in case you land in Kenya)
10. Car-washing Expertise
11. Kitchen Hygiene
12. Pest Control
13. Appliance Mastery
14. 3rd Language (choices of Chinese, Malay, Tamil & Japanese)
15. Visa Application
16. Anger Management
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Optional Courses:
1. Packing (attachment with an International company- SBC Packers)
2. Witchcraft (to hex your abusive employer)
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haha! that's all! we wrote all these during econs! haha! damn hilarious lah! after econs we were like starving to death, so we went to this place in AMK to eat lunch! haha! kong and i shared the passion fruit green tea with pearls.. (sorry qiqi) then i tnk i started stuffing pearls into my mouth and counting them. so we counted how much pearls we got per suck... (sounds sick)... then kong always got 5.. i always got 9! not bad arh!!! haah then decided to play with the left over 6 pearls.. threw them into my finished tomyam soup! we had competition trying to use chopsticks to locate the pearls in the tomyam soup with vegetables and trying to pick them up. it was damn difficult cuz they were so slippery!! kong won in the end.. we lost a few pearls but in the end, rach scooped them up! i tnk they hid in the vege! so sly!

hehe! met up with bern and ally! yes! yes! we all wore SN uniform! felt so 'free and easy'! went Bugis. first we walked around Bugis Street. omg! there were so many small shops! without them, i think i'll get lost in the maze of sh0ps! yeah! bought the earrings that i longed for! this place damn interesting! got so many things to see! i bought some magic stuff! wahaaa! i can perform magic tricks now!!! yes! after that, we went to Parco. walked around! saw so many nice stuff! omg highlight! NIKE GOT NEW BAG! GREEN AND BLACK! fainted fainted fainted! it's damn nice! we started taking photos of the bag with our phones. the shop keepers were laughing at our craziness! omg! so embarrassing! especially what ally said.. she said, "it's the same color as my shoes! this is fate! i'm destined for this bag!" (with her hands held up) haahah! aft eating for a while.... ALLY FOUND A DIGI CAM IN HER BAG!

ALL HELL BROKE LOSE!
we went photo-whoring! omg! we went crazy! we took picture with everything! everything! the marble pillar, the Parco sign, the fountain, the stage, mickey and minnie mouse, the toilet, the mirror outside a shop in the middle of nowhere, a changing room.... blah blah... but the funniest was this stall! bern saw a Bubbles lattern and posed with it.. this man suddenly came into the picture with her! omg!! he's damn hot! he's like mixed blood and all! then this guy told us that he's a Thai model! fainted! their not gays or trans! they are hot hunks lah! and all the other guys are models too! omg! then it was a mutual thing, we wanted to take pictures with each other! using our cam and their cam! omg! haha! so many pple were watching lah! they all not bad looking lah! fainted!!! they invited us to watch one of their fashion shows! i think their modelling for the show! omg! omg! OMG! hahaha! we were so happy lah! then after all the photos from else where, we went back to take photo with one of them! so handsome! omg we bluffed saying the pictures were a bit blur so want to take again... individually! aaaahhh! cloud 9! hahha!

today was such a fruitful and eventful day lah! ok snapping back to reality!


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